Let's Get An Octopus?

Man, I haven't been posting here have I? It's hard to remember I have a blog sometimes. Fear not though! I totally put it in my Firefox Bar. Now there's no way I can forget about this. The only problem with this is that I'm looking at the word Hamburger a LOT now. That isn't a good thing. If there's on word I never want to get sick of, it's hamburger.

On ocassion though, it's gotten me kind of hungry. Also a bad thing. I don't come to the internet to get hungry, I come to the internet for porn. I'd rather be satisfied than wanting. I'm tempted to remove it now. I'm starting to realize the flaw in my plan. A blog re-naming? I could do that.

Lets Get an Octopus

That'd be cool. I hate octopi. But if I do that than I have to make a new banner. One with an octopus. I don't wanna look at an octopus for that long! Not to mention the Bad Dudes refference is GONE! If I change it I have nothing. This blog would mean nothing!

Fuck.

The Rhyme Routine

Rhyming is fun. Today I learned to appreciate Dr. Seuss as a complete genius. The way he rhymes simple words and yet keeps a deep meaning in his words. It amazes me. Green Eggs and Ham..a masterpiece.

HE WILL NOT EAT THEM WITH A FOX

HE WILL NOT EAT THEM IN A BOX

This can be taken many ways, but the #1 way to take it is from behind...what?

#1

Blog #1! Look at it! It's like a newborn child that came out horribly wrong! It has everything you could want in a first blog post! it hsa typos adn stuf liek dat. It's got over-use of exclamation marks!!!!111!!!11!!!!!11!!!!1!1! It has gargantuan articles and definitons to make me seem extrordinarily more important. It's umm...kinda quiet cuz im shy 2 lololol. It has reccomendations to crappy movies and music like Twilight and Lady GaGa.

Seriously, what more could you ask for?