Wednesday, April 29, 2009

The Rhyme Routine

Rhyming is fun. Today I learned to appreciate Dr. Seuss as a complete genius. The way he rhymes simple words and yet keeps a deep meaning in his words. It amazes me. Green Eggs and Ham..a masterpiece.

HE WILL NOT EAT THEM WITH A FOX

HE WILL NOT EAT THEM IN A BOX

This can be taken many ways, but the #1 way to take it is from behind...what?

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

#1

Blog #1! Look at it! It's like a newborn child that came out horribly wrong! It has everything you could want in a first blog post! it hsa typos adn stuf liek dat. It's got over-use of exclamation marks!!!!111!!!11!!!!!11!!!!1!1! It has gargantuan articles and definitons to make me seem extrordinarily more important. It's umm...kinda quiet cuz im shy 2 lololol. It has reccomendations to crappy movies and music like Twilight and Lady GaGa.

Seriously, what more could you ask for?